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I am the Bad Wolf;
“Sexiness is not a square-yards-of-cloth to exposed-skin ratio. Sexy is not the inevitable result of being blonde, tan, and thin (though it seems to work for television hosts). Sexy is the result of being pulled together and comfortable in your skin. Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping you ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is.”

- Secret Diary of a Call Girl by Anonymous


Elizabeth. 23. College Grad. Fangirl. Capslock Abuser. World Class Procrastinator. Hufflepuff.

Honorary Brit.

Shows: NCIS, Bones, Castle, True Blood, The X Files, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Chuck, House, Weeds, Glee, Criminal Minds, Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory, The Vampire Diaries, Fringe, Nikita, Desperate Housewives, United States of Tara, Californication, In Plain Site, Royal Pains, Psych, Covert Affairs, Rizzoli & Isles, Merlin, New Girl, Nashville, Chicago Fire, Once Upon a Time, How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls

Things I hold a deep, intense appreciation for: Harry Potter, Vampires, Florence + The Machine, Wonderland, Disney Movies, OneRepublic, The Hunger Games, Craig Ferguson, The Nanny, Chris O’Dowd’s Irish brogue, Tom Felton’s smile, Arthur Darvill (period), Karen Gillan’s hair, Billie Piper’s everything, Matt and Karen’s secretly married hipsterness, The Avengers, Clint Barton's love affair with his bow, Natasha Romanoff and her super thigh powers, Tony Stark; king of snark


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